Subversive divination

Ask Aunty Cooky

Aunty doesn’t predict the future. She tells the truth about right now — and lets tomorrow take care of itself.

Hold your question in your mind, or type it below. Then choose a whorl to hear from Aunty.

What do you need from Aunty today?

Choose a whorl to pull a fortune. Each one spins a different kind of truth.

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The fortunes are free. The dirty chai keeps Aunty writing.